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Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Yes, the training here is very thorough!'

"Instead of obedience school, I sent him to a golf camp."

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Welcome to the Team

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Obedience School Graduation

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Don't even think about it."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'