Dog Trainer Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd like to think I've had SOME influence on your life.'

'You'd better pretend to be gay. Daddy's trained his dogs to attack any potential boyfriends.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog yoga

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"He was a very good boy."