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'I'd like to think I've had SOME influence on your life.'

'You'd better pretend to be gay. Daddy's trained his dogs to attack any potential boyfriends.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog yoga

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"