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What do animal trainers do?

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Litter Tray Training

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Agility God

Obedience School Graduation

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Cat Show

"What other tricks does he need?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"