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'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

'Bad dog!'

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

"Your mother and her drug-sniffing dog were cleaning your room and happened upon this."

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Bert's dog training.'

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."