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'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

'There's one thing about Ben, you'll never catch him begging.'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Dog whistle

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'Super Dog'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Dog walking Human.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Three more years of high school."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Happy Hour

Sheep dog late for work

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."