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"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

'Nobody showed me what to do, so why do they expect me to do something?'

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

An old dog learns a new trick.

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Dogs instinct

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'Can't you just point like other dogs?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"Stupid dog! Just standing there barking!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Polly txt speak

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"All I said was, 'I think we should start sniffing other dogs.'"

"Come on. It’s not that difficult. Just open your muzzle and say ‘S-O-R-R-Y.’"

"Wait for it …"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Don't worry. He doesn't bite."

"Don't even think about it."

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

"Art history? You want to eat? Learn to fetch and roll over."

"The butler did it."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."