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"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

'Nobody showed me what to do, so why do they expect me to do something?'

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

An old dog learns a new trick.

Dogs instinct

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Polly txt speak

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Can't you just point like other dogs?'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Stupid dog! Just standing there barking!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"This changes everything!"

TV and Film Animal Training.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

The next time he sees a squirrel, you take the leash.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

"Don't even think about it."

"Don't worry. He doesn't bite."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."