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"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

(Jump!) (I'm doing a risk/reward analysis.) (Good boy.) (Accountant's Dog)

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"Well, I still don't believe you're a bad dog. I think you're just searching for something. A lost bone perhaps."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"It is not done well, but one is surprised to find it done at all."

Preschools for Dogs

'For goodness sake, what do you expect me to say?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'This has been taking up all of my time.'

'Attack!'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

Heel! Toe!

'We need more consensus at meetings so I'm sending everyone to Obedience School.'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

Walking the dog

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

'Why always on the editorial page?'

Cat Obedience School

"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

"It's fine to teach Toby to sit,but not at the table."

'Shake'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I thought he was house trained, he hasn't flushed."

Guide Dogs

Agility God

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"He wants you to shake hands."

"I may want to sit. Just give me a chance to process this."

Man and dog.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."