Pet Training Specialist T-Shirts

"You're hired! Your remuneration package includes a tennis ball, a stick and a tummy rub every second Friday."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog yoga

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"