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'Gee, I wonder where he picked up this behavior?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"Certainly it's an expensive operation but it will make Taffy well..."

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Smart dog

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

Bad Job #631: Cat walker

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

Dog Walking Services

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.