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'Gee, I wonder where he picked up this behavior?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"Certainly it's an expensive operation but it will make Taffy well..."

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Smart dog

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

Bad Job #631: Cat walker

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

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