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"I hacked into the obedience school and changed my grades. Who's the bad dog now?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog yoga

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.