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'It's ironic: I was employed to beg by an organ grinder, and now, I beg because I'm unemployed...'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Litter Tray Training

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Obedience School Graduation

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Cat Show

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Pavlov's Cat

Treading a fine lion.