Pet Training Enthusiast Pillows

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

'Bad dog!'

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

"Your mother and her drug-sniffing dog were cleaning your room and happened upon this."

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

Polly txt speak

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."