Animal Trainer Aficionado Pillows

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Litter Tray Training

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Obedience School Graduation

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Cat Show

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken