Animal Trainer Admirer Pillows

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Litter Tray Training

Dog Park / Cat Park

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '