Dog Therapist Admirer Pillows

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Pat My Dog $5

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'It's good to talk.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Kwazy Wabbits

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

Mixed Emotions Poodle

"You're a good listener, I like a good listener."

'Get a cat. The more you pet a cat, the lower your blood pressure becomes and the longer you both live.'

Emotional Support Animals Can Be Very Smart and Helpful.

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'

"They think they're accidents."

"Guess who just graduated from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!"

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

'Quite the little beggar, isn't he?'

"Well, your nose feels cold."

'He's fully house-trained now and eats his dinner all up! You're such a good boy aren't you!' - 'Yes dear'.

Man advising on how to look after his large dog