Dog Therapist Pillows

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Pat My Dog $5

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'It's good to talk.'

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'