Dog Therapist Gifts

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'It's good to talk.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Mr Met