Canine Therapist Pillows

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Mixed Emotions Poodle

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'