Dog Trainer Admirer Pillows

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'He's fully house-trained now and eats his dinner all up! You're such a good boy aren't you!' - 'Yes dear'.

"Guess who just graduated from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Obedience School Graduation

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

There are no rats with collars...

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Dogs and Chickens

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I love it!"

"Wow, these are good!"

It's for you.