Dog Trainer Admirer Mugs

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'He's fully house-trained now and eats his dinner all up! You're such a good boy aren't you!' - 'Yes dear'.

"Guess who just graduated from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Hyenas as Pets

"Wow, these are good!"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'