Animal Trainer Aficionado Mugs

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Litter Tray Training

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Pavlov's Cat

"YOU pass him on the left."

Treading a fine lion.