Animal Training Aficionados Mugs

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

Litter Tray Training

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!