Dog Trainer Appreciator Pillows

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

Obedience School Graduation

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Good Dog!

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

Sean Connery's Dog Training School

Meet the Artist.

Genius Parrot

Roverdance.

What do animal trainers do?

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'It's ironic: I was employed to beg by an organ grinder, and now, I beg because I'm unemployed...'

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

"My New Years resolution was to think before barking, which gave the burglars plenty of time to clobber me and clean out the house."

'YOU taught him to scratch at the door, so YOU let him in!'

Due to their strength and quick reflexes, trained boa constrictors are now used by many restaurants to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

"Even before he opened the paper, Rex knew this was going to be his hardest exam."

'You just wait until your father gets home.'

'There's one thing about Ben, you'll never catch him begging.'

"Guess who just graduated from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!"

'You'd better pretend to be gay. Daddy's trained his dogs to attack any potential boyfriends.'

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

"You want motivation? I'll give you motivation: if you win your races, you'll reture on a stud farm, but if you keep on losing, it's off to the knackery!"

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