Animal Trainer Admirer Gifts

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Due to their strength and quick reflexes, trained boa constrictors are now used by many restaurants to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

Litter Tray Training

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'