Dog Training Enthusiast Pillows

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

Takin playing dead to a new level, Riley takes on Shakespeare.

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one "bad dog" is sufficient."

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

'For gosh sake, let go so I can let go!'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'