Talented Pet Trainer Gifts

Genius Parrot

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Cat Show

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog stretching before a walk.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Don't even think about it."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.