Creative Pet Trainer Gifts

Training the dog to use a litter box.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Agility God

"A little help, please."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Litter Tray Training

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Don't even think about it."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."