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Training the dog to use a litter box.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Agility God

"A little help, please."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"