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"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Dog stretching before a walk.

Pavlov's Puppy

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Don't even think about it."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Dog with Anchor Lead

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Talking Dog.

There are no rats with collars...