Playful Pet Trainers Mugs

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Don't even think about it."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Pavlov's Puppy

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog with Anchor Lead

There are no rats with collars...

'Now cut that out!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.