Playful Pup Trainer Mugs

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Pavlov's Puppy

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

"I'm training him."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

Genius Parrot