Playful Pup Trainer Pillows

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Pavlov's Puppy

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

"I'm training him."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Genius Parrot

Dogs running in their dreams

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."