Whimsical Pet Trainer Pillows

'Come and see this,Dad!'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Pavlov's Puppy

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Don't even think about it."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog with Anchor Lead

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."