Whimsical Pet Trainer Mugs

'Come and see this,Dad!'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Bert's dog training.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Pavlov's Puppy

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Dog with Anchor Lead

'So... Who's chasing who?'