Joyful Pet Trainer Gifts

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Don't even think about it."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Pavlov's Puppy

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog with Anchor Lead

There are no rats with collars...

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Now cut that out!'

Talking Dog.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.