Starting Dog Training Gifts

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog yoga

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'That was fun!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."