Dog Owner In Training Gifts

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

Dog yoga

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Walking Services

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.