Pet Owner In Training Gifts

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Bert's dog training.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Dog Nightmares

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Haute Suture

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.