New Pet Training Gifts

Rockwell School

"That's not H2O is it?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'That was fun!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Bert's dog training.'

Cat Nip.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Foster failure

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"