Pet Training Pro Gifts

"To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Agility God

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."