Pet Training Pro Gifts

"To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Litter Tray Training

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Agility God

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"A little help, please."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Dog stretching before a walk.