Playful Dog Owner Gifts

'He's had more than a saucerful I know!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Love a Mutt

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Epic Battles

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Dogs life

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).