Playful Dog Owner Prints

'He's had more than a saucerful I know!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Epic Battles

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dogs life

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'