Playful Pet Person Prints

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Puppy and Kitten.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'