Playful Pup Person Prints

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Balloon dog training

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Click it or ticket.'

Pet Pony

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'Good book?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Headshot of perky dog.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Puppy and Kitten.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog