Playful Pup Prints

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Super Dog'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Headshot of perky dog.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'Good book?'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Puppy and Kitten.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Top dog

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons