Playful Pup Gifts

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Headshot of perky dog.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'Good book?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Puppy and Kitten.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."