Playful Pup Seeker Gifts

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Good book?'

Headshot of perky dog.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'