Playful Pup Seeker Pillows

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Super Dog'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Pet Pony

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Headshot of perky dog.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Top dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Fido phones

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

How paper training can affect puppies...