Playful Pup Pal Pillows

In the dog park

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dog Sees Only Food

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Headshot of perky dog.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Top dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

How paper training can affect puppies...

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'